Welcome to our website

Well, well, well… look at you.  You found our website.  Aren’t you clever?  Did you use a search engine? Did one of our staff get drunk and spill the beans?  Probably that one.  Oh well.

In the pages beyond, prepare yourself for wonder and amazement as we do our very best to discourage you from ever coming to our brewery and drinking our beer.   Really. We don’t want you to.  We don’t even know you. And yes, we have a logo.