| On Deck | Brewed | Target |
| On Tap | Released | Comment |
| Orange Crush (2025) | 3/27/25 | A Belgian Golden Strong Ale, fermented on blood oranges for 6 weeks. The eleventh anniversary for this recipe and just in time for the Frozen Four! |
| Giant Peach (2025) | 1/12/25 | A bourbon barrel aged quad with peaches. 12% ABV 33 IBU. Nobody named James had anything to do with this. No bottles were put up to age – we’re drinking this til it’s gone. |
| Luke’s Mythical Ginger Beer (Summer ’24) We did it before, and we can do it again. This is our official year-around beer. | June, 2024 | The mystery continues. How can there be any left? Don’t tell the keg killer. Then again, maybe do? This is holding up a tap. |
| All Gone | Kicked | Comment |
| Wet Sloppy Seconds (Fall ’24) Brewed with hops we grew ourselves here at the brewery. | Like, less than 2 weeks later IIRC | Unbiased review direct from the brewer: “Tastes like getting whacked in the head with a hammer made of hops!” |
| Bam Bam (2024) | I forget | It was that beer that tasted better when you frosted the rim with Pebbles(r) |
| Chucky (On Nitro) Imperial West Coast IPA, aged on rum | June 2024 | Tiny bubbles, in the wine. A tribute to Coach. Coach who? Our coach, that’s what coach. You figure it out. |
| Orange Crush (2023) 10/21/2023 If I describe this beer like God’s Urine, are you offended? About the revenge part. Want some? Dream on. | May 2024 | We blame Jonny, the keg killer, for this travesty. |
| Kentucky Steam Bourbon-aged California common When its warmer | Summer 2023 | I’m fuzzy on dates. It’s been a while since we updated the site. Sue me. |
| Be’s Revenge (2022) aka Heather’s Birthday Beer (Right Tap). Imperial witbier aged on Junipero gin. Named after Heather’s Grandma Be who loved her family and her gin. We don’t talk about the revenge part. Want some? Dream on. | I forget | Wasn’t Aunt Be on The Andy Griffith Show? |
| Luke’s Mythical Ginger Beer (2022) Do you like ginger? We like ginger. So we put ginger in a beer. The legends only say that it was possible. We proved them right. | 01/22/23 | It is said all great myths return… |
| Skeptic Ale (2022) | xx/xx/22 | |
| Nuka Cola Quantum (2022) | xx/xx/22 | You can stop collecting bottlecaps now. |
| Wet Sloppy Seconds: the 3-Way (2021) | xx/xx/22 |