Thirsty Dane Brewing

Products

Actually, we do have products. I know right? Nothing says ‘I am a bad-ass craft beer connoisseur’ more than swag from a brewery nobody has ever heard of. That’s us to a T. We promise to ask the minion who does our swag if we can have images and links. In the meantime, pretend you want this stuff.

Hat

Doesn’t look like a hat.

Eye Protection

It does kinda look like eye protection. Out logo covers 96% of each lens, so it really isn’t useful as anything else.

Brewery App

Yeah, all the cool breweries have their own apps now to interrupt your day with constant news flashes like ‘here we are making beer’ and stuff.

Brewer’s Laptop

This is the brewer’s laptop. At least, I think it is. It comes with all the proprietary recipes of the brewery.